It's official: Jack got his first (but undoubtedly not the last) shiner just in time for Christmas, and it's a doozie. He had a big run-in with the piano and of course the piano won. The very next morning, he got decked by the deck when he did a full frontal face plant after missing the last step (his winter coat is so puffy, he can't even see his own feet). Well, at least the Rudolf-like red nose shows his holiday spirit...
